Gary Voicemail

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“Service Interuption”
That’s why soccer should be on cable #DAZN

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My favourite thing about Uber is talking euro football. Parked in front of my house for 1/2 hour. Gonna miss you Wayne Rooney.

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ROONEY!!!

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A circle is just a polygon with an infinite number of sides. Just.

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I love my job in construction!
Yesterday, I called the stockyard, I ordered a bag of bananas. Today, I got exactly what I ordered.

[OTTAWA EXPLOSION @ottawaexplosion]

Our pals Creep Wave, Cheap Whine, Disasterbaters & Mental Fix are playing at @HouseofTarg tonight. @GaryVoicemail spinning records!

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Teenage Spaceman ooh yeah

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@ottawaexplosion Gross Pointe/Buck Biloxi/Patsy's Rats/Flintettes/Fashionism/Miscalculations/Teledrome/King Tuff/Games/Giuda/Line Traps

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New band name: Giant Hogweed

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Dear @beausallnatural Thank you for giving @WhiteWires rock'n'roll super powers at the #oxw. The Explosion brew was really really good!!

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Things I heard on the jobsite.
"Reading is for rich people."

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Second round of OXW bands announced! http://t.co/Uy0KC7cgdk @Punknews @exclaimnews @maxrnr @RazorcakeGorsky #OXW

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@kiddeanamite @jordyoswald you gotta come to the Ottawa Explosion

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@kiddeanamite @jordyoswald I have postophobia. You coming to ottawa anytime soon?

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@jordyoswald @kiddeanamite I might actually have a copy left

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I thought 50 Shades of Grey was about concrete construction.

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"He got caught red handed.
Covered in bloody bullshit."
Gary Hackjob

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As cold as a Canadian doorknob in January.

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Hey motherfucker who broke into my truck last and stole my coffee money and my iPod...you made it on my list.

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Voulez vuvuzela vec moi?