Gary Whitteholden

Just an old coot trying to make sense of this damn app. If you’re a beautiful young lady from Missouri, I’m single since my beloved wife sue died.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

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[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@NCGatorGroyper @TBzoomer @AWGHAF @IguanodonX @lizardgroyper What do you mean by that fella? I do like some booty if you catch my drift wink wink. Siri end tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@oceanicgroyper @lizardgroyper I don’t like that Mr grok feller. This damn app has gone to shit since he took over. Siri put this in all caps I hate that grok so much he’s ruining this damn country. Siri end tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@lacyisism Then don’t act like a liberal, you’re sounding like one of those damn commies like that one fella hasan piking. Siri end tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@sgagroyper @lizardgroyper Boy I don’t know who you think you’re talking to. Back when I was a wee boy, my father took me to one of those damn mlk marches and we called them folks all sorts of names. First time I was out of Missouri and I remember it fondly. We got a kick out of them hosing them folks down

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@TBzoomer @AWGHAF @IguanodonX @lizardgroyper I don’t know about that Sonny. That brown feller mows a damn good yard, your work be cut out for ya. Siri end tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@oceanicgroyper @lizardgroyper Thanks feller, I like your picture you got there on your profile. How can I get me one like that, that cute little feller got me clutching my stomach he’s so dang funny. Thanks for that partner. God bless you from down here in Missouri.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@AWGHAF @IguanodonX @lizardgroyper NO! Don’t you lay a finger on Miguel, when he comes by on Sunday I often turn off the game and just watch him. Watching him listen to his third world music while bobbing his head and then him spitting off in Portuguese is the only thing that helps me forget about my beloved sue.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@oceanicgroyper @lizardgroyper I don’t know what that means, could you share a little wisdom with an old coot like me? Appreciate it partner. Siri end my tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@lacyisism Liberal snowflake 😂 😂

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@lacyisism Liberal snowflake 😂 😂

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@sgagroyper @lizardgroyper FUCK YOU!!!!! I’m Irish American you damn liberal pussy. Don’t you ever, and I mean EVER call me that again or I will FUCKING FIND YOU! Siri end my tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@oceanicgroyper @lizardgroyper I ran for my congressional district down her in Missouri back in ‘84. Takes me back, i lost because I was up against this negro feller and all them damn college kids were into that DEI SHIT even back then. Grrrrr, we used to have a fine country. Siri end my tweet

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@NETTDEFENDER HEY! How’d you see that, that wasn’t supposed to be public. Young man help me take that comment down.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@IguanodonX @lizardgroyper No I like them Mexicans, I got a feller named Juan or Javier or something like that that mows my lawn. He’s a good fella, doesn’t speak a lick of English but man he sounds funny when he talks. Gets me chuckling right out of my socks hearing him go. Have a blessed day partner.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@IguanodonX @lizardgroyper No I like them Mexicans, I got a feller named Juan or Javier or something like that that mows my lawn. He’s a good fella, doesn’t speak a lick of English but man he sounds funny when he talks. Gets me chuckling right out of my socks hearing him go. Have a blessed day partner.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@netanyahu HEY Mr Mickey Mouse, you got some big ears on ya boy. Come round yonder to Missouri and we’ll pull on your ears for fun. You’ll be like “YOWWWCH” and we’ll just chuckle.

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@JackJonesin2026 @netanyahu How many weeks. Lol couldn’t help myself. And my kids say this old coot can’t joke. Have a blessed week. Gary out!

[Gary Whitteholden @GaryWhitte1954]

@netanyahu HEY Mr Mickey Mouse, you got some big ears on ya boy. Come round yonder to Missouri and we’ll pull on your ears for fun. You’ll be like “YOWWWCH” and we’ll just chuckle.