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You and me are going to fall out today!

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No!

What?

You are not having toast.

Why?

I can't be doing with crumbs. Not today.

But I want some toast.

Do not start, Mick.

Please.

Mick? Michael. Will you look at me? I do not need it. Not today.

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Sorry, mate. It's just knocked me for six

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But try not to be later cos it starts at ten and the good dresses will be gone.

How do you know? Been to a lot of wedding fares of ya?

No, never been to one before. Never in my life. Never ever. All right?

All right.

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I know it's boring, but I just like cheese!

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I already knows what I'm gettin' you.

What?

Tattoo. I'm havin' your name and Gav's all down one arm in Arabic.

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You finished that job?

Yeah, eventually. She's not as partially-sighted as I thought!

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Bryn. It means 'hill' in Welsh.

Does it really? Do you know, I have no idea what my name means in Welsh.

Why.

Cos I don't speak the lingo, darlin'!

No, In Welsh 'pam' means 'why'. Or 'brick'.

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He knows Prague better than anyone. He's slept with over 48 prostitutes!

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You love your mate more than life itself? You want to give him the best send-off you can before he ruins the rest of his life.
Am I right?

Yeah.

I'm right, yeah? I thought I was right.

Yeah.

I'm right.

Yeah.

High five. You know what? Forget that! Big tens.

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Now we are going to have the best wedding day since Prince Charles married the love of his life Camilla Parker-Bowles.

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Something beginning with 'R'.

Road.

Oh! How d'you always get it so quick?