Carlos Lopez

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like. http://t.co/YQDcKNcE

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it. http://t.co/FhQIZ3bi

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free? http://t.co/WRYaPp4V

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no. http://t.co/zScCeunk

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

"Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon http://t.co/cTkbFyVZ

[Carlos Lopez @Gaster1]

"Entertainment News" is a strange way to spell gossip. http://t.co/jQ0Zn7lS