Amerei Frey

Amerei Frey, now Lannister - for the nonce. Not affiliated with HBO or GRRM, just with #FakeWesteros and assorted stableboys. And potboys. And cooks. And....

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Headed down to the sept to pray for those four who @AryaSheWolf and @SuddenlySandor killed. They were lovers of mine. But then, who wasn't?

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@Ser_Pounce This is me right now - https://t.co/P6qoxAbSfM

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@GregorPartyDude Asked him to stay & party with me but he said no! Something about this little girl he's with. Fuckin' pedo. @SuddenlySandor

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@AngryGoTFan ....are you secretly Lord Bolton? Go on. You can admit it. ;D

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Seriously, folks, I have "The Rains of Castamere" stuck in my head right now. Such a catchy tune. #GameOfThrones

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@NiceQueenCersei Hm.. #GameOfThronesPornParodyTitles We got number one right there!

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@NiceQueenCersei Looks like someone put Casterly Cock by accident and then tried to fix it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. >:D

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I daresay we all have regrets about the events of yesterday. I wish I hadn't worn my new grey dress. Now it's all blood-spattered. #GoT

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.....if you ain't no punk, holla "WE WANT PRE-NUP!" #GoT #TheRainsOfCastamere #sorrynotsorry

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The red has run. The wrongs have been set right. Can't say I'm sorry. I wasn't even there! I was...er...occupied. #GoT #TheRainsofCastamere

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@OccupyWesteros I'm pretty sure we're not related. Wanna fuck? #TerribleGameOfThronesPickupLines

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@NiceQueenCersei Maybe it's an Iron Islands thing? They like to taste your tears as they ravish you mercilessly. @JeyneWesterling

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@NiceQueenCersei I won't be crying enough for a proper saltwife. Go find @JeyneWesterling...

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@NiceQueenCersei Ooo, may I come sailing with you, Your Grace? #sailaway #sailaway

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@BoyOnTheThrone Bargain struck! #gottagetdownon #Freyday

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@BoyOnTheThrone At least one for every day of the week? @robbthelord

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@BoyOnTheThrone Truly? How many?... I thought @robbthelord had got rid of most of those.

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@robbthelord *sighs at an opportunity lost*

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@BoyOnTheThrone We, Your Grace? @robbthelord

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@robbthelord Perhaps you should have kept your promise to #me House Frey...