Juanita Patterson

A good relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions, just two ppl who can trust and understand.

[William Nicholson @AnjumTritt]

Crazy cats (gif) http://t.co/dUR3bTmHvW

[Ruby Blackmon @CorineHaroldh23]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Juanita Patterson @Gates3Aleks]

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

[Marguerite West @Semrau2Seltzer]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Juanita Patterson @Gates3Aleks]

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

[Marion Boone @angelsamayah]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.