briana

Running on coffee & bad decisions

[briana @GatsBri]

* running dessert to a table"

Me: fruit tart?

Guest: Did you just call my mom a retard?!

Me:.... fruit TART

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Dear hackers,

Erase our debts. Do something good for once.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The jet had a 55-year-old captain.

But y’all really saw a 20-year-old female co-pilot and immediately tried to pin the whole crash on her.

That’s some disgusting shit.

[amaira @femmelore_]

Imagine not letting your kids trick or treat because Halloween is "unholy” and “demonic”, but then you go out and vote for men who touch kids and abuse women…

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Religion got people forgiving pedophiles but hating their gay cousin.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Imagine not letting your kids trick or treat because Halloween is "unholy” and “demonic”, but then you go out and vote for men who touch kids and abuse women…

[briana @GatsBri]

@JackieSarahB Soulja boy

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[briana @GatsBri]

@JackieSarahB Pumpkin-1
Punxatawny- 0

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[Woke Chud Boyd @NewGuyFloyde69]

This 100% happened. No way did he win all seven swing states.

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[briana @GatsBri]

@JackieSarahB Find comfort in knowing his mom was there waiting for him & that he is no longer in any pain 🤍

[dean ☘︎ @macfindspride]

what if this hurt my feelings and made me cry

[briana @GatsBri]

Since when did oatmeal cream pies get so small?

[percy jackson @elijahhrry]

kind little reminder that his family is trying to keep his legacy alive with the cameron boyce foundation whilst also trying to raise more awareness about SUDEP. (sudden unexplained death in epilepsy). and is something that should also be shared!!!!

[briana @GatsBri]

@JackieSarahB @universe @god @LIFE Jeez I’m so sorry. Sending lots of love and prayers. Reach out if you need anything 🤍

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Almost zero coverage on social media about how Trump lost his final appeal and must pay the woman he raped for lying about raping her.

Odd.

[briana @GatsBri]

@JackieSarahB Not sure how you survived.