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[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Because the sun will iron them for me. Kazi ya mungu haina makosa

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

@AfricaFactsZone Please delete this tweet. We are trying to solve this matter internally as a country. There is no need to embarass us,with all due respect

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Where is Madagascar ???

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Inside the Local Content Bill 2025:

Laikipia Woman Rep Jane Kagiri has proposed a "60-80-100" rule for multinationals operating in Kenya. This framework mandates that 80% of the workforce be Kenyan, 60% of procurement consist of local goods and services, and 100% of agricultural produce be sourced domestically.

#FixingTheNationNTV @NationFmKE @EricLatiff @MariamBishar @OfficialJMbugua

[Anticle ! 💃🏾🌸✨ @Waaanjiku]

A hill I will always, ALWAYS die on is that a new mom shouldn't stay alone with the husband only 🙏🏾, idc how supportive he is. Mothers need to be in the care of older women after they give birth.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

the same way your hairline is receding and i know you wanted to have hair. It's not in their personal control. Hope that helps.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

I just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

AI has gotten crazier. This is a group of dead celebrities

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[kemi @kemimarie]

the website is called pixory. that’s how you make these books.

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Capwell Ltd, manufacturers of Soko brand of Unga,have signed an agreement to buy Muranga maize at Ksh 3500 per bag .

Kavagara and Paleah have signed similar deals.
This pushed farmers earnings from brokers to 4k per bag up from 2,200 ksh.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The husband said he wanted to take the stairs to see if the elevator would be faster than him.
But in reality, on each floor, he had prepared a gift for his wife.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Hardest pill to swallow is realizing people do not care. They’ll hurt you & really go on about their lives. Not even slightly affected about what they did to you & how you feel. Regardless if it’s friendships, relationships, or family.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I admire how men move when they are not happy. They just leave and don’t care how much it hurts you. I aspire to be that selfish.

[SizweLo @SizweLo]

You just know you’re genociding too much when even Leopold’s descendents🇧🇪 are like nah😬

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

Employees: How much bonus can we expect this year?

The CEO:

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

There’s a grief women don’t talk about -
not losing the man,
but losing the version of themselves
who believed love would be safe.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“Girls mature faster”

No ...girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.