Joseph Gauger

Boys, I'm not turning

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@Bundeskanz50246 That is the flag of the Republic of Ireland and these people are British loyalists

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Bald eagles getting lead poisoning from eating bullets is unfortunately just about the most American thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@AllezLesBoulez Yeah but also it's almost three times the median household income

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@souljagoytellem Hatred of jews is so familiar to his country that we only ever use a name they came up with for it in English

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@brian_callaci Even if we got the average floor area down to a third of what it is now, to build profitably at the prices Kelsey describes, we're talking about getting the cost of building down below $70 a square foot right?

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@willmenaker Will you're supposed to call them "homes." Saying "housing unit" doesn't do enough to obfuscate the fact that they are built to be sold as a commodity rather than as an act of charity

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@lukeisamazing I don't even see anyone getting arrested in this clip

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@lib_crusher How many votes could this possibly affect? Sitting members don't have newborns that often, and the House doesn't hold that many important votes

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@dwdavison How could more than half of households have enough cash to cover 3 months expenses if the median cash holdings are only $8k? Median monthly expenses are way higher than $2700. More like double that

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@halaljew "49 percent of people say they agree with the right-wing position and 49 percent say they don't" isn't even a losing issue. Incredible level of cowardice

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@notliamanders0n That's right

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@questionableway There would be so much more dignity in just bragging about how decades of effort to seize power have paid off, but they are so dedicated to whining that they need to do it even when they could be celebrating a historic success

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@softkale That definitely done after an animation from this documentary I had on VHS when I was little. I remember it vividly.

https://t.co/3GttP01DYX

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@Devon_OnEarth It should look like the map of all the principalities and margraviates in the holy roman empire

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@jessehawken Troll account

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@TheRedHeadWrite It is kinda stunning how many people seem not to know that we do things like "not annex territory from any NATO allies" because it would be bad for the empire

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@butleriano I'm not a farmer but £7 a bushel sounds like a good price to me

[Joseph Gauger @GaugerJoseph]

@_TimBarker Pretty frustrating that they gave this the header "Why I oppose the scholasticide resolution" when the piece doesn't lay out any reasoning at all. It's just whining about people disagreeing with the author for a couple of paragraphs