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I will empty my thoughts here until there are none left

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My fucking goat

[Ad3pt @Ad3pt117134]

@MowtenDoo FREDDY FIVE BEAR LOOK OU-

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I poop and fart at the same time
Call me a sharty animal

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Jack off all trades
Masturbate none

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Call me the jacket-jacket fruit user the way I want them inside me

[vic 🎃 @zororobinwife]

the urge to be miss all sunday

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Israeli soldiers tortured this 18-month-old baby in Gaza to force a confession out of his father during an interrogation

[sonan @sonaneater2]

An article from a couple years ago where homeless people were interviewed about what they lost in encampment sweeps always sticks with me. I think it's important to keep these statements in mind when people try to sell you insulting lies about humane policy.

[هاي©️ @Haeldian]

YouTube just hit me with 4 unskippable ads in a row and I’m STILL not getting premium

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Incredible new concept I just came up with
What if the train that comes to the station first is the train that it says will come first

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Just realized that the reason some people type "should of" is because that's how you pronounce should've 🤦‍♀️

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Do y'all think Gojo ever listened to Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down?

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Never kill yourself!

[razz 🐎SBR @razzydjazzy]

Yumeshipping

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What If...? should have been a Love Death and Robots style show

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I truly don't think I'll ever understand how some busses just never come, like did the bus driver just go home, did they die, maybe they fell through a crack in reality

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All white top
All white belt
And all white jeans
Body looking like milk!

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I have whatever the opposite of megalophobia is

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I love raccoons so much, they are just little dudes with hands

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My grandma has asked me not to cook at night so many times that at this point I think I'm gonna intentionally burn the entire house to the ground