Old man Gavin

Fast walk aficionado. Amish beard historian. Blood sugar dominator. Proud Illinois Gamma SigEp. Saukees, Scots, Rams, Cardinals.

[Old man Gavin @GavHalpin]

I cannot say this loud enough. I leave the pharmacy with stacks of cash.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Democrats want terrible medical, anything medical. I'm reducing drug prices by 200, 300, 400%. If they get into office, they'll put it back. Your drug prices are going to go up by 200, 300, 400, 500%

[Isaac Trotter @Isaac__Trotter]

We may never see another story like Keaton Wagler. Unranked by some recruiting services to No. 5 in the draft? Legendary.

[Zane Pasley/Not A Promoter @zanepasley]

“Watch out Liz Lemon, a dracula is going to get you!”

[Steve Helwick @s_helwick]

“Does anybody know how to post videos to Facebook?”

The best color commentator in the business. RIP Stacey King

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Myles Garrett rushing next to the Rams DTs (Turner and Fiske were 5th and 14th in pass rush win league-wide amongst DTs) is nasty, nasty stuff.

[Adam Hunter @AdamComedian]

BREAKING: The Band from Road House has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

[Damien Peters @DamienPetersNBA]

I’d like to highlight:

Ayo Dosunmu
Zach LaVine
Alex Caruso
Nikola Vucevic
Coby White
Lonzo Ball
DeMar DeRozan

= 0 acquired first round picks. Absolute front office disaster by the Chicago Bulls.

[Old man Gavin @GavHalpin]

The world didn’t appreciate this last yr as much as it should have. You’re welcome.

[Netflix @netflix]

John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive

[Old man Gavin @GavHalpin]

@hejohns knows how to react to a big shot.

[CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀 @CBSSportsCBB]

Illinois opens up a five-point lead and Illini fans are feelin' it.

[Old man Gavin @GavHalpin]

Spur of the moment trip to Houston…worth it!!!!

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

ARE YOU WITH US?

For the first time since 2005, we're heading to the FINAL FOUR.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“What did he whisper to you?”

“I can’t tell you”

“Come on, I won’t tell anyone”

“No I can’t. Secret, secret”

David Mirkovic is box office

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

“Take me to the Balkans, please”

Man Bill Raftery is actually goated

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

SHEESH 🥶

#MarchMadness

[Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg]

I like the bracket for the most part (East is a little too heavy compared to other regions). I just can’t figure out how Missouri gets sent to St. Louis. Really unfair for opponents.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

This connection needs to be studied 😳

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

The guy that said he was going to release the Epstein files, he’s in perfect health, and that people are eating cats and dogs is going to tell you it wasn’t murder.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

Witness history.

[Stanford Steve @StanfordSteve82]

How don’t you show the handshake?

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Starting to have doubts about the credibility of the FIFA peace prize…

[Old man Gavin @GavHalpin]

My pharmacy definitely pays me during each visit.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We’re bringing down drug price by 1000%, 1200%, 1300%, 1400%. A drug that sells for $10 in London is costing $130 in New York. We are bringing it down to $20. You can do your own math. But it’s 2000%, 3000%