Gay Hell 2k17

ORL is unfair,
*something something* in there!
Sitting at their desks,
Holy frickin' hecks! 😡

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

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[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Can't wait to get the fuck outta here. Pro tip: If you're gonna steal someone else's food, at least seal it back up afterward. Asshole. 😠🖕

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Oh and quick shoutout to Gay Hell for giving me a non-negotiable cold shower while I was sick and had the chills. The advance notice was A+.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Oh, and yes. That's thawing chicken juice all over the fucking counter. Pro tip: you can put frozen chicken in a pan to thaw, too. 💁

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

It's nearly 5:00 a.m. now; I think ya fucked up. Keeping the note anonymous out of the respect this resident isn't showing the rest of us.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Just cooked the perfect pizza. 😩👌 Blackened on the outside, raw dough on the inside. How did I ever bake w/o aluminum foil-lined oven racks?

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

@chandra_bpf https://t.co/s0TCsQ40OV

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

It’s like they know they can exploit us, unlike a 4-H camp that could do business literally anywhere else if base standards weren't met. 2/2

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

You'd think that UMM would give student residents top priority for comfy summer rooms since they each earn the school about $20k/year. 🤔 1/2

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

So glad UMM decided to charge us for three months of summer rent all at once. Learning how to pay surprise $1,000 bills helps me to grow.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

All these residents getting fucked over by ORL and I'm still not allowed to have raw, ball-slapping butt sex in the air-conditioned lounge.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

The floor is ensuring summer residents an adequate return on their $330/month rent.

ORL:

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

https://t.co/UKvsYMlHEs puts the average washer repair at $100-200, PARTS INCLUDED, meaning I pay enough rent in 2 months to fix all three.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

These washers have been broken since summer move-in, nearly a month and a half ago. I don't think ORL "apologizes." Maybe "acknowledges?"

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

3/6 washing machines down for what I estimate are at least around 100 summer residents. I don't think they are what's "out of order" here.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

@KatReneeS And this isn't your new profile pic because...?

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

@hauntedtrashbag @KathrynofArgon Y'all are both fuckin nuts.

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Next time I'll just leave my food in my room where it's so hot, entire square feet of carpeting is peeling off the floor. :) (9/9)

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

Too much to hope for? When we're all already beyond miserable anyways? Yeah, okay. Fair. (8/?)

[Gay Hell 2k17 @GayHell2k17]

...you could overlook it instead of blindly following a shitty policy that needn't be applied to summer residents and snitching on us. (7/?)