Ted the Gay Keeshond

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"I wonder why horses have horseshoes, but no horsesocks. Let's get a data dump on that. #FlynnThoughts."

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I'm back my female canine friends (bitches)!

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Meeting some pigs for lunch... NOT a fan of farm life. #citykeeshond

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Grab your snuggies and a bottle of your wine ladies. It's officially #Juanuary. #KeeshondKrush #TheBachelor

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@EllaInTheCity One day at a time... One paw at a time. Thanks for asking, girlfriend.

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Favorite time of the year was crushed by stupid snow salt burning my feet. Then this happened... #Keeshond #Smh

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What a day. #Pooped

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It's a masterpiece. Made it myself. #OBRX #YappyHour

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Just finished paw-painting and enjoying doggy daiquiris at Outer Barks yappy hour. #Keeshond #DuckNC #OBX

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Enjoyed another beautiful day in OBX and made a new friend with whom I shared my tent. #NagsHead #DogDayAfternoon

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Beach bumming... Part Deaux. #NagsHead #Summer #KeeshondTent

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@KeeshondDjango Thanks!

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Relaxing after a fun day on the beach that included a poop on someone's horse shoe set! #NagsHead #KeeshondSummer

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Bro'ing out! #Keeshond #Summer #Bromosexual

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Just woofed down some soft serve vanilla ice cream at Hilltop Creamery. Time for car window action! #KeeshondSummer

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Can't believe @RealitySteve was wrong! #Keeshond #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteNation

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I ain't eating this prison food. Eff that. #snitchesgetstitches

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In the dog hospital. Feeling like shit. #woof

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My straight coach is coming to town!!! 8^\ #hideyakids #hideyawives #hideyagaydogs

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Creepin' #lmgao (laughing my gay a-- off)