The Gaza gooner

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@Sethisto Go to bed Seth.

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

I’m going to get a really powerful laptop and install Microsoft flight simulator. Next I’ll get some official looking suit clothes . Next, I’ll get Boeing stickers on the laptop and on my jacket. I’ll book random flights and sit in the front row. Let the games begin.

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@Guard_Mutt Hydrogen peroxide 2% into the ear for a little bit. 5 minutes or so. It’ll break down earwax that is impacted if you have any. If it doesn’t fall out after that. Sterile water with a syringe or pump. That you can gently pump into your ear to remove any left over blockage.

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@GalaxyConOnline who lost their patch?

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

What am I supposed to sniff on meow?

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@HopeCorg @teaandstrumpet No final fantasy crystal chronicles?

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@Breaking911 That ship is still there?!? I move loads faster.

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

Not one penguin @FurryWeekend my disappointment is immeasurable and my goon is ruined. I’m leaving a mess on top of the elevators in protest. Huhuhuhehuhehehuhehohigug

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

Took a shit in a stairwell last night. Nothing sexual. Just wanted the smells to cascade throughout the hotel on the stairs updraft. Uh oh stinky! I call it the Sri Lankan mine shaft. Again nothing sexual. @FurryWeekend

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@GummiPup Nerd

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@MareFairCon How am I supposed to ruin the marefair hot tub now? Do you know how much zinc I e been taking?

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@HopeCorg @FembyPhilosophy A tier is honestly too high. D tier at best. Oh, you’re a gas giant? Little fart boy planet? Covered in fart. Bet it’s oceans are piss. Little piss fart planet @neiltyson

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@Dreamworks Crinkling with king julien is a wild turn for the evening. It’s m not opposed to it. Just unexpected

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

Me, looking out a belly button after getting vored by a flat chested tomboy robot gf (seeking applications)

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@StephenPunwasi Quality assurance testers

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

The gourde gnome got me acting unwise

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

Saw this baddie with a phatty strutting about at The medieval fair. I bet her toes look like piggly wiggle’s sausage rolls dipped in ranch dressing. M’lady please go into the boot stale so I can snatch up dem socks #normanrenfair

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

@GalaXxY03a Huehyehuehughgiejue, an excellent recommendation mr musk

[The Gaza gooner @Gazagooner]

A devious lick indeed