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Not too shabby at 57😎

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This past Valentines Day I was inundated. Sorry……in, undated

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@LBCexpress hi, my package 174076941643 has received no updates since 24th dec?

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@realDonaldTrump What a twat!!!!😂😂😂

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.

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A friend of mine whose a Christian told me that gay sex was ‘wrong in his eyes’.

I said ‘yes you’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum’

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@LBCexpress I was expecting a delivery yesterday and nothing arrived and no updates received?

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If you’re troubled by unexpected utility bills, rather than using a payday loan company why not buy a calendar?

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Kids today don't know how easy they have it.

When I was young I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change TV channels.

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Fact for the day: Did you know that Liverpool and Las Vegas are the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex using chips