Karla Sofia Gazprom

Owner of Russia’s #1 Adam’s apple reduction clinic 🇷🇺🍏🥇 - Platinum Member of Sex Tourism International - Decolonize Berlin - Robyn & Nelly Furtado Defender

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[Chölo Sevigny @xXnarcissistXx]

PRIDE MONTH ALLOTMENT:

JUN 1-7:
Skinny-fat people, Transbians, Fake email job gays

JUN 8-12: Sober people, Gorilla Juiceheads, Studs

JUN 12-22: Drag queens, Demon Twinks, Doe-Eyed Latinx

JUN 23-29 (GOD-TIER): Drug addicts, Service industry LGBT, Crossdressers, Fat Femmes

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

Omg shut upppppp

[g @geogre_j]

Tomorrow

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

#closemyeyes in the #uber and we’ve gone #oneblock #kms #neverdoingketagain #onlymdmanow #tired

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

#dentist was wondering #why my teeth so #fuckedup mama that’s the #tina #tweakertwitter

[John Pork Shady AF Comebacks @r1ckg0d]

oh shes not even looking at me

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

#statusupdate taking a #shit at the #peel #release #loose #stank #ididk #neigh #horsegiirl

[riganail$ @riganails]

bf asked if i’d ever done speed dating… turns out that doesn’t mean going on a date while on adderall…

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

@AndreescuINjail Oh ja

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

Melbourne getting 4 pins and Berlin getting 3 exactlyyyy

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Dua Lipa lanzó en Google Maps una lista con más de 130 RECOMENDACIONES de sus lugares FAVORITOS alrededor del mundo.

[emol @Emol____]

me at the charli biopic when she tweets kamala is brat

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

Most Average Person in no particular place

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

“are you ready for your homo music and how to serve lessons?”

Omar Apollo gulped.

Troye Sivan nodded.

Drake cried.

Ryan Beatty shuddered.

Sufjan stevens blinked.

Elton John farted.

“yes whitexican” they all said in unison.
https://t.co/eF2vleOL8T…

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

Wish this could happen in my city but our one famous person is too busy making perfume from poppers juice

[apple and orange news and updates @appleorangenow]

pause...

[۟ @negronails]

cis women thinking the word "fish" means having a fishy vagina

[Karla Sofia Gazprom @Gazpromsofia]

Manifesting I win $150 at this lipsync competition

[۟ @paidinpleasure]

spain in 1492

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I had to @slayyyter 😭