There’s something about the 9/9/9 challenge. 9 beers, 9 dogs, 9 innings. You have to want it. You can’t walk into the stadium thinking it’s gonna be a breeze. It will be tough. But those who want it, get it. You have to be strong and fight mentally. This is the 9/9/9 challenge.
Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said “well then can you just work one shift?” I was so furious they’d ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still
As people continue to start working back at the office it’s going to be tough to see everyone’s hard earned corona facial hair get washed down the drain. These past few months have produced some of the best beards and mustaches in our era.
Predicting the weather based on which colored fruit loop a gerbil ran to would be just as effective and more entertaining than whatever dismal technique weather forecasters are currently using.