Gary Bettman

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Hey @andipHNIC caught you on HNIC last night, I have to say that your rack is fine as fine can be & that ass looks good enough to eat #Hot

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

@denisleary I see you're playing pole-smoker bingo too! My $$ is on Rudy Gay on the Toronto Raptors

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Out & about this morning, seeing a lot of nice racks. Thank god for tits, I love them all shapes & sizes :)

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

So my aides tell me the Leafs making the playoff will be a revenue maker for the NHL. But I will keep that quiet so I can claim we need more

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Don buddy, chill on the locker room stuff @CoachsCornerCBC

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I am thinking of making it a rule that Maple Leafs F- Nazem Kadri has to do the "ah-la-la-la-la-la-la-la" taliban yell when he scores.

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

So its NFL draft day, wonder what nigger will go 1st. They should call it the Nigger Football League as most of them are niggers after all

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

@kunalnayyar You should try Brampton, just West of Toronto. I have a feeling you would fit right it.

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

A heartfelt congratulations to the Toronto Marlie Leafs on making the post-season for the first time since 20 odd 4.

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

I think Russia should be a little extra cautious now since they are in the run up to Sochi Olympics due to their relations with Chechnya

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#PrayForBoston

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Women of toronto have some of the nicest asses, round & firm ...just like gary like's em. #badonkadonk

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Stay tuned NHL fans a big announcement is coming in a few days #WinterClassic #NHL #Kings #Ducks #Leafs #Wings #Canes #Jets

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

It's almost time for me to rig the draft again for pittsburgh. Why you ask?? Only Sid the kid's ass and my short little dong know.....

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Guess that what happens when you go on twitter after 3 boxes of wine & a bag of shrooms

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

I have just been informed that wasn't @PKessel81 it was in fact his sister Amanda Kessel. #MyBad

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Congrats to @PKessel81 & the rest of the US hockey team on winning gold.

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

Wow...Boston you by far have some of the ugliest people in you're city #Sick #Boston #Bruins

[Gary Bettman @GBettmanNHL]

So wait, let me get this straight.....I am not liked by fans? What did I ever do to the stupid fans?

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.@CoachsCornerCBC Don dude, you gotta chill with kissing the players. People are going to start thinking your a fag pole smoker