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@VitalVegas @ElCortezLV I call it the Annex of Sadness

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@goddammitsarah Sacrifice my Saturday? I would assemble a fleet and take Troy. Maybe dick-punch a Cyclops or something

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@VitalVegas @MResort A dealt royal *and* a draw-four royal in the same night? I presume you'll roll out of bed at the crack of noon and swing down to Primm for a single lottery ticket.

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@VegasTravelNews @VitalVegas @MResort He was paid 5137 quarters. Then the meter reset, so it shows $1000.

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@VitalVegas My cop brother called it JDLR, for "just don't look right."

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@goddammitsarah Gonna give you grace on Tommy Lee Jones, cuz afaik women of every demographic love them some Tommy Lee

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@goddammitsarah What could be more American that Captain Morgan in a can! ❤️

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@VitalVegas Those balconies are going to be an amazing place to celebrate winning the lottery you guys don't have ;)

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@VitalVegas OK, Scott. This is reaching GoFundMe territory. Let's make it happen! I'll be Lefty and you can be Tony the Ant ;)

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@goddammitsarah Humid and 98 in Austin, working up the courage to check my mail

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@VitalVegas "Vegas: There's an ointment for that"

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@VitalVegas Challenge respectfully declined. Not gonna grind my brain smooth on casino social media.

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Emerging Market in the Derby

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@VitalVegas Also, I was previously unaware that chips had suits.

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@goddammitsarah I'm more age-appropriate for your mom, lol. Also, I don't know people in your field. But HMU anyway if you want to hear stories about how cool it used to be here ;)

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@VitalVegas No *wonder* they parrot so many stories from other sources

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Four Queens wasn't a terrible decision, lost $12 in over an hour of play. Discovered I had $30 in comps laying around and now I'm in the café.

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Last night in Vegas, so I started with a couple of Pour Decisions at Oscar's in the Plaza. How many more will I make?

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@VitalVegas They paraded down Fremont last night.

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Humans are amazing at detecting patterns where they don’t exist, so of course Derek Stevens hasn't actually locked down his video poker machines. It just seems like it.