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You could literally

-Put 1million in a bank paying 12% interest

Live off the $1,20,000/month interest payment

Why are people not doing this.

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Why do girls don't sweat even in this 40°C heat?

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@freakoutsideofx Welcome back Ed Sheeran

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Hmm

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Well

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This might seem a bit illogical but what if Bonnie Blue is from some other plant has arrived on our planet to gather Human DNA to take back to her planet for research purposes.

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I asked my Gf to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity. So smart.

Guess who I kicked out of my King bed and is sleeping on couch tonight.

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Mom: Why don't you go on internet, dating sites and find a good woman to be with

Dating sites:

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When you're working in a lab and it suddenly smells like Almonds

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@lady_with_flaws Why would I be scared of my wife? I have done the laundry , cooked the meal, I've cleaned the house. Let a man fear who doesn't do all these things fear his wife.

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After several weeks of moving ina new home wife complained about the drainage pipes leaking. I spent several hours to get everything done and make it look nicer than ever. Wife said it's childish, hope the brotherhood gets it

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@lady_with_flaws Hot take: None of your problems are because of someone else is a billionaire.

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Boys, I think I may have downloaded the wrong Fantastic 4 movie. Tried to watch 3 times but haven't made it to the post credit scene., yet

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When u finish 1st place, but then the teacher says -- '' You are all winners".

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I’m in IT. A week ago I applied for a certification through a webinar on “ How to avoid Online frauds and scammers”. Today that online webinar got canceled without any notice.

The enrolment fee I paid is non-refundable.

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Word is on the streets that Alexandra Daddario should be the new Wonder Woman

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I restore cars as a hobby and on my wedding anniversary my wife gifted me these. I don't know why but these to to be the coolest gift any car enthusiast can receive

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Boys, I think I may have downloaded the wrong Scooby Doo movie. Tried to watch 3 times but haven't made it to the post credit scene.

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When you start buying your own food and realize how much of a financial burden you were to your parents

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@lady_with_flaws What in the lord's name am I doing wrong with my Life?