Gary

[Joel Goldman 🏆 @mightyscoop]

Sad to hear about the death of Meat Loaf - a mark of the man was that when he had to cancel a gig in Newcastle one time, he let #nufc fans fire penalties at him by way of an apology.

This man had a name… His name was Meat Loaf.

[Petit Piment 🌶 @ArsenalVenter]

@SkySportsNews When Micky Mellon took over at Tranmere, a fan wore a melon on his head. Where was the outrage then?!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I thought I was the biggest roses fan then I heard some of those lyrics I was like fuck man I ain’t no where near half these kids I was singing all sorts of shit but the melody was spot on

[Gary @Gbuck84]

@ashinshields I've got a new number that's all 😂

[Gary Powndland @powndland]

You now how they build those tummels umder roads for hedgehogs?

How about we make some for human beans.

#justsayimg

[Kell Brook @SpecialKBrook]

“Make Weight”? dealt with the weight, now we deal with Crawford!

#WarBrook #CrawfordBrook #AndTheNew #KellChapo

[Steve Forster @StevenFozz]

If we sign Wilson and Fraser, we’ll have signed an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman... which is apt as this club has been a joke for years #NUFC

[Gary @Gbuck84]

@jamesenglish0 @shaneodoherty

[Perfectly Cut Screams @AAAAAGGHHHH]

is that a fucking bowling ball

[Gary @Gbuck84]

@realclintonb fading now....

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Now, I’m getting the word...

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

My 9yr old son walked into the livingroom looking sad
"What's the matter, pal?" I asked
"What if the Coronavirus is around at Christmas? Santa won't be allowed in the house" he replied
I cuddled him, looked into his eyes & said
"Santa's not real you stupid cunt"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Privilege doesn't get much whiter than making a Roman-era Palestinian look like this.

[Evander Holyfield @holyfield]

Why does everyone act like I only have one ear 👂🏿😷🤔#besafe

@MikeTyson 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

You play with feathers, you get your arse tickled 😂😂😂😂😂

[Matthew Blundell @MBlundell__]

Adele impersonators waking up this morning

[Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa]

Mood 2.0 #nufc

[Gary @Gbuck84]

Well played.

[Great North Air Ambulance @GNairambulance]

CORRECTION: Sorry to disappoint #NUFC fans but it turns out it was our Saudi-green helicopter over the skies of Newcastle earlier.

We may ask the Crown Prince to consider changing his colours when he moves in to SJP to avoid such confusion. 🇸🇦💚

[Gary @Gbuck84]

@stevenratty69 @mralistairgreen Class hahaha

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

😂 Two minutes of Tyson Fury ripping into the entire heavyweight division with Instagram call-out videos…

[📽️ @Tyson_Fury]