Life in the Herd

May your life be long, the grass eternal, and your GPA above a 2.0

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Please keep this in mind all new "gym rats" #gcu #gymlife #newyears #resolution #keepitreal #lift #weights

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Dont spend 25 grand a year to come to gcu. Just join Christian mingle

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Why is GCU switching up all these housing policies... With the amount housing costs it should be no questions asked #gimmemykeys

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Those autogrades on loudcloud bout sent me to the hospital with a myocardial infarction #handtochest #donotresuscitate #college #grades

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Before college I use to think our pantry was empty, now it looks like i could feed half the US. Now what should my first bowl of cereal be..

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

This mall Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap. - oh Conan u funny man #realtalk #germskill

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Airport prices for food has Lopes Mart looking like the Dollar Tree #fast #rationthegum #doyoutakediningdollars

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

If you're in any type of Chem, Physics, or Stats you need more than studying; you need Jesus.

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Finals week is where teachers play catch up and assign all sorts of essays. Thought you was ending with all A's?!?! PSYCH

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

My money wasn't enough, you went for my soul; my soul wasn't enough, you went and put me in a CLC group. Love you too, GCU. #college #killme

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

The quiz your friends site... Just another way to weed out the fakes. #wheremyrealfriendsat #youdontknowme

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

If GCU had a fight song it'd just be construction sounds for 3 minutes #lopesup #paintthevalleypurple #roarrr #lopes #gogetem

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

We manage to fit a semesters worth of studying into one night, that's actually more impressive than just listening for the past 4 months lol

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

HS kids in college -->
Public school: Throw the parties
Christian HS: Ring by sophomore yr, married housing by Jr yr
Homeschoolers: LARPers

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

GCU girls worst nightmare; come for a ring, leave with a degree #ringbyspring

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Freshmen Tip: Dont look at your final grades until next semester... it'll seem like way less of a big deal. You welcome.
- someone who cares

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

Public safety guys were so busy checking out some freshman they bout ran me over. Put my life over her booty, officer.

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

A penguin walked me to my 7 am today

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

My Christmas wish: To see one of the douche longboarders scorpion off his or her board on LopesWay. Hear my wish Santa #fingerscrossed

[Life in the Herd @GCherdlife]

With the amount of crickets that get in the rooms you'd expect gcu to start charging some type of pet fee #dayinthelife