Chofeeeeeee.

no whites allowed

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this or nothing

[oompa loompa @plankt0nfart]

football really is this serious btw

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me because I am not afraid to go alone and actually enjoy my own company

[🏖️ @plugdontmiss]

Me cause I’ve been handling things very well lately.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

I loved this movie but the darkness used to scare the shit out of me when I was little.

[gstar @gomomoratele_]

This was real tv🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yoh I was so entertained

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[k @ysljennii]

I hope her ex having a terrible day.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work saving up for trips and cool clothes while my coworkers have 3 children:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.��༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[BLOCKIANA @beammeupblocki]

Like you dont got no tequila anyway idgaf

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

The Yams and Mac & Cheese touchin.

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My lil sister asked about evolution and dad started a family war

[• @yducknow]

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[Samantha @alecttrona]

When he launders money instead of posting highlights on instagram

[𝒟𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓁 @DalalsJournal]

gorgeous & blessed

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

i whole heartedly believe that everything works out for me .