Garrett Cokl

A starry eyed boy never taught self control.

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

I’m starting to think the handler of my voodoo doll has no fucking clue what he’s doing. #kingsquirrelabides

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

What if the EU double dog dared Germany to take on Russia now. Another two front war, but in germanys favor this time. Might be crazy, who knows.

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

“As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” #RIPRayLiotta

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

If @bertkreischer had met Mike instead of me 😂😘🤙🏼

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

Once got an offer to model for Hollister. They worded it weird, said something like, “Sir, stop groping the mannequin…” I figured they just wanted me by myself. That career oddly ended pretty quick.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Lotta low key trans out there. Get yaself checked!!

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

Put a contract out on myself, got told I’m not worth the legal issues. Thanks buddy. #hitmissman #loserstowin

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

Sooo if I shake my dogs head enough, will she develop CTE and forget… ya know.. “The Abuse”? A friend was wondering. #MoreCommonThanYouThink #SheDoesntOwnAGun

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Breakfast of champs

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Why do I do this to myself?

[Bill Burr @billburr]

If you try and board before your group is called you will be forced to travel by train for no less than eight months. #DictatorBurr #MMP

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

If Antonio Brown thinks he’s the first person to remove his shirt in the middle of work and quit in front of customers, he clearly doesn’t know about my Uncle Gary’s brief stint at Kmart in 1987

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

This is what Antonio Brown smoked when he pulled a “Bert” and lost his fucking mind…….Tremendous!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Strap a pair on......Its going to be a great day.....

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

So, if you cook bacon but bake cookies, how many years before you clean the oven?

[Kate Quigley @KateQFunny]

I'm offended

[Garrett Cokl @GCokl]

@WilliamBoisson1 Literal props to you my man, love ya buddy!

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be alive......

[TheFakening @TheFakening]

Wow, @tomsegura and @bertkreischer really went the extra mile to celebrate Pride month. I'm so happy these two found the love they deserve!

Happy pride ☺️

#bertkreischer #tomsegura #2bears1cave #deepfake #thefakening #funny #wedding #pride

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday and the world doesn't owe you dick.....Time to make the donuts....

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday, The Sun is out, the skies are blue and the question that comes to mind..........who's sniffing my nut sack today?