GettinDevoned

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Nobody writes on Twitter that I piss in a toilet #gettindevoned

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I’m pissing into the wind and my sandals are getting wet! #gettindevoned

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I wanted to get out of my truck but my nuts were stuck to my ass!!! #gettindevoned

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I can’t tie up a bag of dog shit right now and you want me to wrap a present?? #MerryChristmasEveryone #gettindevoned

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5am... my wife asked me why I am sleeping on the couch with my backpack on... “Dora takes her pack pack everywhere”..💤 💤 #gettindevoned

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Drinking moonshine, I high fived a trailer hitch with my face. #gettindevoned

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You look like you pissed somebody off at First Choice! #gettindevoned #buzzcut #fresh

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#gettindevoned #morningpints #beer

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It’s alright I’ll show you the map of shit list island #gettindevoned #sendit #sendingit

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Gotta get my suit dry cleaned. Too many weddings in a row. A few piss stains on the trousers. #gettindevoned #weddings #ithappens #sentit

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I can’t be drinking piss warm shit here #gettindevoned #sendit #HFF

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So much tire shine it slides out like a McDouble #gettindevoned #McDonalds #mcgangbang

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Transaction declined #gettindevoned

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You say 11 by 11 I say 23 by 23 I run on 24 hour clock #gettindevoned

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We don’t need reliance to check the A/C, we got 20 guys checking on that nightly! #gettindevoned #reliancehomecomfort #pissontheac

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Blender and sender #gettindevoned

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Not enough Ron Ron juice for everybody! #gettindevoned #sendinit

[GettinDevoned @GDevoned]

Just another Saturday Sendin it party!! #blenderdrinks #gettindevoned

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Do I have the get up and solve all your problems? #gettindevoned #thinkforyourself