Grant Dienaar

A rare breed, the South African/English varsity student is often found chilling and doing any form of procrastionation.

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@WilliamHill Arsenal vs Norwich Arsenal to win Final Score 2-0, Over 6 Corners, Giroud to score, Less than 4 cards #yourodds

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@PhillyD #TeamMystic all the way!!!

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@OiHarro totally wasn't me

[Hongkussy 🇵🇸 @harrietsofire]

4 am and my housemate calls me from Croatia for a 2 hr chat 😂.

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@RealTenaciousD When will you tell me enough cock push ups is enough? I've already completed a 1/4!

[David Carson @davidcarsonshow]

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[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

People who say that black or white are not colours, that they're rather the absence of colour, are not people you need in your life.

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@TelkomZA reference number: 17294719

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@TelkomZA please tell me how to cancel, I want to get rid of this appalling customer service and move on with my life

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@TelkomZA three months later, you won't let me end my contract and have charged me R1500.

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@TelkomZA I've visited stores many times since the 9th of December and they keep telling me to wait for a cancellation phone call

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@TelkomZA Grant Dienaar, I've been trying to cancel my contract since the 9th of December. You won't let me however and still you charge me

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@CaptainHookie ahhhhhhhh

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@CaptainHookie where was your profile pic taken 😂

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@J_Miller1905 you of me* 😑

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@J_Miller1905 why does South Park remind me of you 😂

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@GDienaar for that I am sorry

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

Looking at my past tweets has revealed to me how much of a comedian I am. I realise I have let my followers down from not posting 4 so long

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@CaptainHookie @SamDriver93 @bubs793 @J_Miller1905 surprising you got one of Sam and James before shit got cray 😂

[Grant Dienaar @GDienaar]

@dazza_za hahaha enjoy dude!