x-biohazard

nonbinary, 20, mainly here for cats :)

[x-biohazard @GDistaster]

@timmyroundboy

[🔻⚢ Public Universal Friend ⚢🔻 @BRATZULA]

Oh, apparently the kid DID stab the pedophile!

[x-biohazard @GDistaster]

@dok_torin vorallem bei sachen wie magen darm, was häufig rum geht, machts eh keinen sinn zu mem arzt zu fahren.. selbes für zeug wie erkältung, etc

[hannah @crankhart]

Why does he actuallylook happier

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

do you also need to feel attracted to crash bandicoot in order to play the games or is this only important when the protagonist is a woman?

[Mumford & Prue @mumfordandprue]

mumford²

[princess jiang @70s90s]

she is 10 today! everyone say happy birthday tilly

[michael wave @michael___wave]

obsessed with the absolutely blammo cats this account always posts right after their neutering ops

[kat 😺🏒🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @katavalanche8]

I'm sick can someone come make me some rice or perhaps teach Gus how to make rice

[ai slop-slayer @lord_lila]

so he used a gun designed to quietly kill animals like PIGS?????? holy shit.

[kat 😺🏒🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @katavalanche8]

Playing it cool on Soy's account but I'm actually drowning in grief. I miss him so much I feel like dying

[no @zedonarrival]

huge news.. i’ve had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she’d never do in her life

[Veles de Vibecamp @keyofgeo]

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim

“I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious

“I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery

“I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

[Pumpkin Sink Inspector @oranglilboi1]

Oughe…MÖMB

[Nik & Marley Cat @ngremmy]

🆘Please RT-adopt-foster! 🆘

GEEZIE is on the “emergency placement” list at #ACCNYC and needs out of the shelter by 12 NOON 12/5!

#URGENT #NYC #CATS #NYCACC #TeamKittySOS #AdoptDontShop #CatsOfTwitter
https://t.co/2GBbsS4LsE

[sketchmasterskillz.bsky @sktchmstrskllz]

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

[Nik & Marley Cat @ngremmy]

🆘Please RT-adopt-foster! 🆘

KEANU is on the “emergency placement” list at #ACCNYC and needs out of the shelter by 12 NOON 12/5!

#URGENT #NYC #CATS #NYCACC #TeamKittySOS #AdoptDontShop #CatsOfTwitter
https://t.co/E0a8IeFfuq