Tippi

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Idk why we thought USB charged vibrators were the way to go. If this fuckin thing dies in the middle of my climax again I stg.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

The time I spend thinking about jumping off the bridge is outrageous

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

I don’t respond to texts that contain a typo.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

An ICP mix tape #2020TurnOns

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Standing up for what you believe in ✌🏻🙏🏻🏳️‍🌈✊🏻 #2020TurnOns

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

I mean, I haven’t thought about killing myself in a very long time, but here we are. 🙃#NotOkay

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

If your kid is over 9, I will most likely hate it. #SorryNotSorry

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Plz stop gaslighting me.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

#FridayVibes

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Please don’t bring your box of worms into the office. I didn’t think I would have to say that. DO NOT OPEN YOUR STINKY BOX OF WORMS IN THE OFFICE, JAMES.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

“i HaD a MiNi STrOKe aND I DoNT ThINk I DiD. fuCk doCTors.”
Okay, Carol.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Maybe you shouldn’t be questioning your doctors about your arthritis diagnosis, Susan.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Me coming into the office with fresh tea:

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Listen Becky, no one cares that your niece is a hoarder.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

I don’t wish turmoil on my enemies. I pray that they heal from whatever trauma that cause them to act like imbeciles.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Don’t worry about me sweetie, I’ll light a prayer candle for you.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

I’ve banned @Facebook in my house. We don’t need all that negative bull shit around here.

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Is your ass aware of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

[Tippi @GDMMLY]

Sorry I missed your call, I was attaching my nipple tassels to the fan.