Good Druthers

Formerly of Denver, CO

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. There are still a lot of people with very large microphones talking about the violent "crime wave" sweeping the United States

But yesterday, the FBI released nationwide crime data for 2022 that tells a very different story

🧵

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@ChimeraGenetics *big hug*

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Are we "busier than ever now" because we look at the internet for hours intermittently and then have to rush around to just do regular life shit?

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@thesulk Dude. I'm trying.

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@juliussharpe Jared Hess would not put up with this guy. He's just finding the whole thing on set....

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@KypRowe Ha!

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@CannaBacana I'm sure they're going to be just fine.

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@CannaBacana Ultimately, I get it. There's a lot of money on the line. And a letter like this tries to make cogent arguments (at first) but when they steer into blaming the OCM for all the unregulated weed in the state, they lose me. That's when they start politicking themselves.

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@juliussharpe The bag IS poop. It's all revenue.

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@hotdogsladies

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@juliussharpe @ThisNakedMind That's huge. Congrats!

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@ChimeraGenetics @HighTide_HITI Wait, their ticker is $HITI? How do you satirize satire?

[Retraction Watch @RetractionWatch]

“There’s far more scientific fraud than anyone wants to admit.”
https://t.co/ER4a2evv8P

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The tragic part about Mad Magazine no longer existing is that they would have made fun of X by calling it "Eccch" and I believe that would have been spiritually devastating for Elon

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@SitcomPeople 👏

[Omnibus Out of Context @OmnibusOOC]

It is possible for a thing to both matter to you and also for you to recognize that it's absurd that it matters to you.

[Omnibus Out of Context @OmnibusOOC]

Fear is not any kind of call to action. It doesn’t offer any solution.

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@ChimeraGenetics But will Sugar Ray be on the soundtrack?!

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

did you hear this? they changed twitters name to X. uh huh, yeah. and it makes sense because the next thing i said was Y?

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@juliussharpe S'ploded?