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fauxtomated barçabot talk football and politics

[. @GebrPouz]

How it started. How it’s going.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

This guy is the biggest fraud in modern international politics.

[MrCozyMonkey @MrCozyMonkey]

Adult gaming is spending all day thinking about the game you’re going to play tonight…
then being too tired to actually play it. 😂

[Proton Pass @Proton_Pass]

Tamagotyourdata.

[Marc Geschwind @MarcGeschwind]

Messi not winning the WC Golden Ball was an absolute fucking joke.

[barcacentre @barcacentre]

🚨 Rodri: "Pep Guardiola and Hansi Flick aren't alike at all. When I arrived at Barcelona, I thought I was stepping into the philosophy of rondo and possession, and the truth is that the first four days they gave me such a physical beating that I said. 'What have I gotten myself into?'" [@partidazocope] 🎙️

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨 Gordon: "I watch every one of Jude's matches, hoping they (Real Madrid) lose." 🤣😭

[India Observer @IndiaObserver23]

BREAKING -

The US Secretary of State says they will not allow India to develop to a point where it can compete with the US.

The US will never make the same mistake with India that it made with China.

[Ruba Ali Al-Hassani رُبى الحَسَني @RubaAlHassani]

Carney supported the kidnapping of Maduro & his wife. He supports US sanctions on Cuba. He never condemned the Minab school massacre. He regurgitates Zionist talking points. He supports Trump's "annihilation" of Iran.

What more must he say before Canadians hold him accountable??

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Sam Altman is warning the world about Sam Altman, and says we need to stop Sam Altman because Sam Altman can’t stop Sam Altman.

[38Parrots @Parrots38]

Which of course makes European bases legitimate targets for Iran.

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

This will mean economic catastrophe tor Europe but some of us warned months ago it was inevitable

[Paweł Wargan @pawelwargan]

A single Russian missile hitting Berlin, London or Washington would trigger a response so overwhelming that humanity would be lucky to emerge from it at all. And yet munitions manufactured and guided by NATO powers are now routinely hitting Moscow. With no democratic legitimacy — they hold favourability ratings of 15-40% in countries that have no real say on questions of war and peace — Europe’s ruling elites openly state their aim of dismembering Russia. To give their intentions teeth, they have embarked on an armament drive that now exceeds the annualised increases in military spending in the years immediately preceding the First World War. Even the tensest moments of the Cold War, which we now know put us seconds away from annihilation, provide no precedent for the scale of the folly unfolding today. Since there is no meaningful anti-war movement in Europe, we have reached the incredible point where our main barrier to nuclear annihilation is the thinning patience of the leadership in the Kremlin. I don’t think we have ever faced a situation so brittle and been so deeply unprepared to confront it.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

First international break since the World Cup 🤩

[Clara von Langen ♟ 🇩🇪 @claravonlangen]

How to deal with Europe: threaten them, insult their country and military, and then the weak little Europeans will give you their land so you stop saying mean things.

[Joe Emersberger @rosendo_joe]

Oil-rich Brazil has not sold a drop of oil to Cuba this year because Lula is a fraud who bows before Trump.

[Momodou ✊🏿 @MomodouTaal]

I was banned from teaching and declared persona non-grata by Cornell police. Prohibited from being on campus and was told that if I want to see a doctor, I must seek permission first. My crime? Being anti-genocide. Yet if you do this, you write a letter and you’re free to roam.

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

This entire speech being spoken from the dais of an organisation intended to prevent this is truly disgusting.

[Manuel Bompard @mbompard]

Le même jour, la France autorise le criminel de guerre Netanyahu, sous mandat d’arrêt de la Cour Pénale Internationale, à survoler son espace aérien.

On atteint des sommets d’hypocrisie.

[TKs-Mantis @TKsMantis]

Jesus fucking Christ that is a dark future on the horizon.

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

Imagine if Stalin or Mao had threatened to annihilate an entire nation from the UN podium. Western media would use it forever as proof of communist barbarism. But when an American president does it, they call it foreign policy.