EgyptianGrandpasSay

Gododna el yomen dol ba2oo zayohom zay el 7aga keda. ma3ahom 7a2 7ata law ghaltanin .PS: just if you ask, no I'm not mocking my grandpa, I made this stuff up (:

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Before death of Seliman : Dah 5ayen we safa7 we kalb !!! After death of Seliman : Walahy kan a7ssan ragel fiki ya masr ya kbir allah yr7amak

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Calls everyone " 3eyal ". El 3eyal el thowar. El 3eyal el baltageya. El 3eyal el shorta.

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Ma3ak feloos ya gedoo ? - ehh ? Ma3ak feloos ? - ehh ? - MA3AAKK FELOOS !! - ehh ? Bass lama agii afta7 el talaga w howa nayem yesma3ni o_o

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Would you guys mind if you shout-out this account ? (:

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Shoft nola ely fe deplo ya gedoo ? - edda howa fi 7omma gdida ?! Gibii eldawa ya nfissa dih el bent shaklaha 3ayana shoofi bt2ool eh. X_X

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Ana 7arebtt el italiin fe sanet 1945 wana lessa shab 3andi 20 !! - mesh enta ya gedo etwaladt 1938, ya3ni kan 3andak 7 senin ! Foo2 ya gedo

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Ya Nfissa el doctor alena el tamr mamnoo3 3ashan 3andena sokar kalty tamreten ?!?! * caught 2 hours later stuffing face in tamr *

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

ehh ya gedo masomtesh leh?-nesety mesh ana 3andi kela we sokar we daght we ma2darsh ?-enta kol ely 3andak howa 5araf ma3andaksh 7aga! (o_o )

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Heya el denya dalemet lehh keda f3ez el dohr?Ah ana labes el reibain el gdida om 100 geneh dih *gedo fawzi eshtara rayban sini mel 3ataba*

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Hi (: " El7a2y ya mamy gedoo bey2ool hi " enty ma7adesh ba3atlek el 'deets' wala ehh ? Ana ba2a 3andi bm we b2et cool " Oh my goshh x_x "

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Estorha ya RABB ana mesh faker ana kalt ehh lama kan 3andi 10 shohoor akid zahaimar aw galta yala ya nfissa 3al mostashfa !! el7a2oony :S

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Yanharbyad ana shrebt 5 litr maya bass 7aygily balwawy kela aktar mely an fiha :/

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Dont worry anyone i'm also @Rana_Shaalan99 if you dont recognize me (:

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

@UmahatMasr @BanatMasr Can you guys follow me e7na fe nafs el magal :P

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

Teita nfissa:"di 3afaf 5ani2a w.." *phone rings* Gedo fayez:"alo?aywa zayek ya 3afaf?ahe nfissa gambi ahe wa7ashtiha awi " ( o_o)

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

"Gedoo gedoo momken 10 gneh agib bihom shokolata"ya moftareya 10 gneh?! 3ala ayamna kanet be 2 shelen, wel ta3meya..."Here comes the story"

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

5alli balek el tarabezza, 7atet5OBOT 3ala dmaghek

[EgyptianGrandpasSay @GedoodMasr]

" Yalla e7na ngeblek gelati " We kol ma3oozooy2olli " la2 ya 7abebty kaman shwaya " l7ad maybooz we y2olly " walahy 5osara fiki aho baz aho"