Geek Dad Jokes

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Q: When do front end developers go out to eat?

A: On their lunch <br>.

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Q: What do computers love to do at the beach?

A: Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some .WAVs!

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A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Q: When do front end developers go out to eat?

A: On their lunch <br>.

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Q: Why aren't cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote?

A: Because they're miners!

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Q: What did the proud React component say to its child?

A: I've got to give you props

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A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Q: What do computers love to do at the beach?

A: Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some .WAVs!

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Q: What do computers love to do at the beach?

A: Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some .WAVs!

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Q: Why don't bachelors like Git?

A: Because they are afraid to commit.

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A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Q: How did pirates collaborate before computers ?

A: Pier to pier networking.

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Q: When do front end developers go out to eat?

A: On their lunch <br>.

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Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A: A URLogist

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Q: What do computers love to do at the beach?

A: Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some .WAVs!

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Q: A SQL developer walked into a NoSQL bar.

A: They left because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: What did JavaScript call his son?

A: JSON!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A: A screensaver!

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A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Q: How does a developer make a cheer?

A: ["hip","hip"] // (hip hip array!)