suggesting sipping from the hypothetical geekerella pickle brine isn’t boding well with the women i sleep with… the only conclusion is that romance is dead.
hate to tell you this but they’re putting me in a vat of pickle juice later.. yeah this means they’re gonna pickle me… can’t do anything about it atp :/ but you should try the brine after..
recent development: she was asking me if i go on lots of dates with boys and i said “no i actually prefer women, datings been hard :|” and she exclaimed she’d date me in a heartbeat 😭 gobsmacked
when i first read this manga i was on a trip and i cried because it made me realize my at the time girlfriend didn't love me and would never care enough about me for our relationship to work out. possibly one of the most upsetting reading experiences ive had
someone should come over and maneuver my limbs until they are satisfied with their placement and pin them with needles then dry me out & frame me so you can have me on display forever plsnthanku <3
when ppl see a skeezy weed guy who repeat dates nontransitioning/clocky transmascs they correctly identify him as not seeing his bfs as real men BUT when a cis woman does the inverse w/ comparable tgirls we have to pretend she has a uniquely enlightened understanding of gender.?