Andrew

Preheat oven to 450F, remember you didn't go to the store & order takeout instead. Pour yourself a wee dram of whisky. Have you tried turning it off & on again?

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@LordBoogzor Don't look up?

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Was there a Starlink launch tonight? Just saw a line of them in the sky over Gillette Stadium at the Taylor Swift Eras show...

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

Birthday Dinner:

Duck breast, grilled peaches, and tasty cocktails.

Let's not forget the oyster app...

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@ZackFinfrock Thanks, brother! Hope all's good in your neck of the woods!

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@BritanniJohnson Bailey says hi to your roommate!

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

Cleaning the kitchen listening to the Into the Spiderverse soundtrack waiting for Across the Spiderverse to come out...

#WhatsUpDanger

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@Diablo @thumbtack My wife is literally having brain surgery on Monday the 27th. Trying to get the house in order before then (laundry, cleaning, food prep, etc) is going to take a LOT of time...

Time that could be spent in Sanctuary! #Diablo4theWeekend

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@essingmybeesout So, uhh... You got that cookie hookup this year?

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@DamJess @bethesda Right?! I saw the rings and my favorite quote from Contact came to mind, "Why build one when you can build two for twice the price?"

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

All this time we thought Fallout was set in its own universe. Now with #PicardSeason3 we know Fallout and Star Trek are the same!

(Yes. Sarcasm.)

#Inkspots
#IDontWantToSetTheWorldOnFire

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@ZackFinfrock Happy birthday, bud! And don't worry. 40s aren't as bad as you think and full of random adventures like, "why did my back go out picking up a pillow" and "I sneezed and now can't move my neck"!

[Zack Finfrock @ZackFinfrock]

Need a last minute Valentines Day gift? Hit me up in the email in my bio!

Open to deliver before the weekend!

[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

"I had a member of the Republican caucus threaten my life and the Republican caucus rewarded him with one of the most prestigious committee assignments in this Congress."

Watch Rep. AOC respond to Republicans' removal of Rep. @Ilhan Omar from the Foreign Affairs Committee ⬇️

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

Oop... Found a Woody Harrelson

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Every baby in Renaissance paintings looks like Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito.

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Seeing a guy with Nazi tattoos on his neck and face at the grocery store was not on my bingo card today.

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@DanToTheFuture_ Correct answer.

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@ShannonZKiller @Sacriel This is delicious.

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@DanToTheFuture_ I really don't like drinking plain water. That's why I got a Sodastream 8 years ago when I stopped drinking soda on the regular. I missed the fizzy.

[Andrew @GeekStanton]

@renee Sir Terry was a brilliant writer with incredible wit.

Every book in Discworld is great. So glad you're discovering them!