Stephie Carlstrom

Mother of two teens who actually don't hate me at the moment.Sharing thoughts on parenthood, marriage, and embarrassing my kids..

[Maryland Men’s Basketball @TerrapinHoops]

This is our House.

#FearTheTurtle | #B1GinDC https://t.co/PcO56mQwtC

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

@umterps sec 123 row 16 seat 11

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@POTUS you should resign. You are not capable or prepared to be president.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

@POTUS you should resign. This week.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

@POTUS You should resign.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

@POTUS you should resign

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

WTF

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

How many Americans will be turning this debate into a drinking game? #ClintonTrumpDebate

[Brenda Kearns @Brenda_Kearns]

I’m starting to think that 90% of parenting is just hiding my bad habits from my kids.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

Well the party's over. Now if only I could find my shoes...#endofsummer

[Organic Live Food @OrganicLiveFood]

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind. Morning everyone

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

My 89 year old father's take on this election-
" It's like choosing between an upset stomach and a headache. "
#Election2016

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

I spend more time cooking for my dogs than I do for myself. #dogs

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

Taking my now legal daughter out to dinner. Daughter "Oo should I get a wine flight?
Me"Yes. Yes you should.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

Donald trump described a scene of people shooting each other up on a bar as "a beautiful thing". Why is this man a candidate?#NeverTrump

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

God help me if I see one more teenage duck face taking a snapchat pic.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

On average, a mass shooting occurred in the U.S. nearly every day last year. And people worry that my kids are going to Europe for a month?

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

How not to be annoying-when someone at work offers you a bagel, just say not thanks I brought breakfast. Don't mentioned your gluten issue.

[Stephie Carlstrom @GeezeMom]

Advice for parents of college freshmen returning home. https://t.co/uYJnksQVRO