Benjamin Geffken

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

Khamzat's coach: STOP BRAWLING OUT THERE. THIS DOESNT HAVE TO BE A STREET FIGHT. USE YOUR JAB AND BE PATIENT.

Khamzat Chimaev:

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“Writers and detectives cannot permit the luxury of privacy.” —John Steinbeck https://t.co/qIJQrw9Rxa

[hilbert space @hilbert__space]

Incomplete Control #90 by @tylerxhobbs.
Owned by @GrailersDAO.

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

The tea leaves look like
Aisle 9 at Shaws. Cantaloupes:
Buy 5 get 1 free!

#haiku

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

@nigelshortchess What an insulting and arrogant eulogy

[Michael Mina @michaelmina_lab]

I had the pleasure of speaking with @lexfridman about viruses, tests, pathways through life, and applying engineering principles to public health. We had a good time - and used tests on video (if that made it in the cut).

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

@IBNFE_Jared @Jon_Anik It wasn’t even close...

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

@Jon_Anik Gaethje

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

#ufc I wasn’t expecting Khabib to retire

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

My body is composed of 70% water. The rest is postmodernism

[Haiku @white_haiku]

blow of an ax
pine scent
the winter woods

Yosa Buson
#haiku #Japan

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

You can achieve rosy cheeks by stepping out into the cold. This is eternity's comfort for the sufferer

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Saying "worst year ever" is a tic, or a token—a prayer that next year will somehow be better, which it won’t. https://t.co/GnSBLFovFG

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Sorry can't make it to your holiday party, I do not sit with deceitful men, nor do I consort with hypocrites

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

If you really loved me, you would watch me from afar, writing poems in blood, and burning them on my grave when I'm dead.

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

Seriously?? We don’t need boneless avocados https://t.co/MvM9LYYFHI

[NPR @NPR]

One surgeon says that hand injuries from trying to pit avocados are more common than you'd think. https://t.co/EsFUGF4itE

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“Writing at least is a silent meditation even though you’re going a hundred miles an hour.” —Jack Kerouac https://t.co/32ceqanfTr

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

Used the word “colinated” earlier today... it’s been a long week

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

The real genius was the guy who invented the second chopstick

[Benjamin Geffken @GeffkenBenjamin]

The hardest part about calc is remembering how to spell continuous