Gene

Im here to help humanity and then move on..

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I spent hours cutting this ladies lawn.

Then she refused to pay me!

When I asked why, she said..

Because we are married.

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @buddydawg77]

Hope this helps @01Patriot1776 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Buddy Revell @BuddyRevel17394]

@PingreeHannah Wow wee!

Maine citizens are more concerned with the ongoing Somali and asylum seeker theft in our state.

[🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ @BonafideKRS]

Establish dominance

[Awesome Videos ❤️ @Awesomevideos07]

Love story over the years 😂

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My wife was loading three massive trash bags of her old winter clothes into the car.

I leaned against the porch and said, "Babe, just toss them in the Salvation Army bin down the street.

Why drive all the way downtown?"

She wiped her forehead and snapped, Because I want these going directly to malnourished communities who have absolutely nothing.

I glanced at the size XXL tags sticking out of the bags, smirked, and said, "Honey trust me. Anyone walking around in your size is eating just fine."

Long story short, I woke up at the Medical Center.

The trauma surgeon, said my liquid diet ends in October, and my new bionic eye socket actually has better peripheral vision than my real one!

[Gene @GeneFrith72]

@YourDevillette

[Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010)

Deserves to be in any top horror comedy conversation.

[Virality Clips @ViralityClips]

His cherished dream of winning a boxing match came true

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Is it any wonder China has become a feared global superpower?

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

Babies’ reactions when their moms lie down.

[Cloud @Cloud1a7]

Yeah I’m gonna pass on that.

They do that big rigs too?

That would explain a lot of cracked windshields 😬👀

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

10 Things They DON’T Want You to Know About Israel’s Attack on the USS Liberty:

1. Israel identified the ship as American hours earlier and then attacked anyway.

2. Israelis jammed all U.S. distress frequencies so the ship couldn’t call for help.

3. One torpedo instantly killed 25 crew.

4. Israel shot up life rafts with machine guns.

5. Israeli helicopters circled the ship after the attack but refused to help the wounded crew.

6. U.S. jets launched twice to save the ship but the U.S. military ordered them back during the attack.

7. Congress never did a full investigation despite 34 dead and 171 injured.

8. Navy investigation was rigged: top lawyer swore they were forced to call it a mistake.

9. Joint Chiefs chairman and NSA leaders called it deliberate and a U.S. cover-up.

10. Survivors were threatened with court martial if they talked about it.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I don't understand, my wife is mad at me for showing up to the party naked!

For God sakes it was a
gender reveal party, I followed the directions!

[𝐏𝕒𝕦𝕝 𝕊𝕒𝕪𝕤 🎙️     🇬🇧 @BestPaulSays]

Unfortunately money can’t buy intelligence or common sense… Stupid stay Stupid no matter their wealth.