Gene Hunt ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Offering gentle persuasion and reasoning on current issues using perceptive reasoning and a baseball bat. Not BBC. Golden Twits Winner.

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@AJPharoah Fading here Doris.. Find another way and get Lazyarse back on track.

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As you know, I’m all in favour of Wokeness… I am happy for any pronoun to make me a brew and get stuck into the ironing.

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@BarryHurford Why they don’t have the courage to tell job interviewees that they are just too fat for the job I don’t know.

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There used to be a time when umpiring of Wimbledon was carried out by people with eyesight. The Stevie Wonder tennis school trained line judges are robbing Jabeur blind.

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@Segi_tv @r1ckysanderson Not working at any level on website, app or youtube

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I see our local MP was trying to ‘Set the matter straight’ this afternoon… his explanation had more twists than a Verity Meadows mystery.

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I broke up the chess club's winners meeting at the hotel I was staying at 'cos I can't stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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My Mrs said she needed more space. I’m just glad I didn’t have to tell her how fat she’s getting.

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As I’ve said before.. the best way to get rid of telesales people is to ask ‘em what colour knickers they’re wearing.

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@BarryHurford They were.

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@MrJamesMay YouTube would not take my comment. Pub. Loo Signs. ‘The Necessaries’.

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My dentist said I need a crown...
Finally! Someone who understands me.

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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always takes thing literally.

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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

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My mate was fired from the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.

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@SP1nightonly Is there any outside chance that someone at Amazon or Netflix could sponsor a another series of Whitechapel. I do miss it.

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Tim Brooke-Taylor. You will be missed. The world just became a less funny place to live.

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Remember - Social Distancing applies to everyone.....No frolicking in the countryside.

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I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

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Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better. #staysafe