Michael Aguiar

Memes & Dreams

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Only 6:40 AM, and I already had two crackheads get into a fistfight right in front of me. I really gotta stop coming to 7-Eleven for my post-workout choccy milk lol

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

always ugly and proud

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

@AJPerezMontes 2 year time skip

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

You know life is going good when all your nightmares are about slight inconveniences

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

@Sailor_Cheese just closed on our first city #Carcasone

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

This pub sub got hands.

[rebs @heythatsrebecca]

‼️adopt, don’t shop 🗣‼️

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Idk who’s abuelita the Subway by my house hired, because these cookies are str8 🔥

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

You guys still have egos?

[rebs @heythatsrebecca]

i love hurting men’s ego bc my mans who tf do you think you are lmao

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

This morning got hands

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Please disregard this tweet if you received a horny message.

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Last night I drunk texted for the first time since my early 20s, and they were all very encouraging & positive instead of horny! Now that’s what I call character development.

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

@heythatsrebecca

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Nothing like a bit of miscommunication to make me log the fuck out of a conversation.

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Modern trains have the potential to revolutionize transportation and are the backbone of other 1st world countries. So it bums me out seeing how stupid we Floridians have been as a collective regarding just one train.

[adult swim @adultswim]

Which one are you?

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

The food coma I just woke up from was bussin

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

I can’t get that #ObiWan finale out of my head. Star Wars really is like poetry.

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

@heythatsrebecca Those 10-15 minute ones hit harder than fresh coloda if you avoid getting trapped in snooze limbo.

[Michael Aguiar @Generally_Mike]

Buying kitty a treat as a treat