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PhD Expert of General Parody freedom of expression and political questions

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Defund the CBC

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Feds find 240 Haitians in small boat at sea https://t.co/XJNABO5Rbb

[Overton @overton_news]

President Trump just turned a simple question about Hunter Biden running in 2028 into a full-on comedy routine in the Oval Office.

Everyone was cracking up with each part of his answer.

DOOCY: “I have a question about Hunter Biden. He’s on social media now, and he has suggested...that he could run for president in 2028. How would he do, Hunter Biden, in a 2028 Democratic primary?”

TRUMP: “Well, you would think that past has something to do with winning an election.”

“I would say his past is not the greatest...”

“Where’s Hunter? Right, remember my ‘Where’s Hunter?’ It became the number one shirt anywhere in the world for about three weeks.”

“I’m not gonna say...you know, hey, if the guy from Maine can do well, I guess Hunter can do well too.”

“Because the guy from Maine is a basket case.”

“And I would say worse than him is the one from Texas...”

“That looks like Alfred E. Neuman.”

“I would say that if he can do well, maybe Hunter can do well.”

[OK Blue Jays @JaysClubhouse]

Jeff Hoffman: Just Not the 9th

Outside of the 9th inning, Hoffman has been excellent, a high-strikeout setup weapon for the #BlueJays,with 45 K’s in just 25.2 innings, a 15.8 K/9 strikeout rate - 3rd highest in MLB. Over 14.1 innings, has a 2.51 ERA and a stifling 1.90 BB/9, limits hard contact, fills the zone, and holds opponents to a .236 average. 🔥

The 9th Inning Wall: As a closer, his command collapses - in 11.1 IP, his walk rate triples to 6.50 BB/9, his ERA is 8.25 and opponents torch him for a .407 batting average. 😶

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Canada ❤️ 🇨🇦 🍁 ❤️ 🇨🇦 🍁 #Canada

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Seems like an essential part of policing NOT buy a electric vehicle folks LMAO 🤔

[OPP Highway Safety Division @OPP_HSD]

Another great vehicle that the OPP was able to use to connect with communities and talk about the work that we do. Apply today at https://t.co/ShLv88cJ34.
Thanks to @ChevroletCanada for the use of the electric vehicle.

Encore un excellent moyen dont la Police provinciale de l'Ontario a pu se servir pour aller à la rencontre des communautés et parler de notre travail.
Postulez dès aujourd'hui sur https://t.co/ShLv88cJ34.
Merci à @ChevroletCanFR de nous avoir prêté ce véhicule électrique. ^ks

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@oldhockeycards Liut?

[Andrew Scheer @AndrewScheer]

Steven Guilbeault might be gone…

But Mark Carney is making sure his legacy lives on.

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@bruce_barrett Report this to local police and game.warden and provincial offi er

[Shaughn.SGT(ret) @PrairieVeteran]

RCMP officer charged with organizing illegal border entry of family member https://t.co/6NBUioLLwG

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@WiretapMediaCa So according to @CommunityNotes this is not.the RCMP lol

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@MarcNixon24 What about catholic

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@MarkJCarney Any data centers

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@ryangerritsen Loooooser

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@MelissaLantsman Who answered if anyone 🤔

[Melissa Lantsman @MelissaLantsman]

After driving the Canadian economy into the only recession in the G20, Mark Carney spent more on OJ than most Canadians spend on a week of food.

That’s on top of the more than $250 million his office costs taxpayers.

Don’t let them gaslight you.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Mark Carney's soft-on-crime Liberal laws put the rights of violent criminals ahead of the rights of law-abiding Canadians.

Jail violent criminals and keep our people safe: https://t.co/GOLxNR4sgi

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

It's not just among G7 countries.

Mark Carney has made Canada the only G20 country in recession.

Sign to reverse Carney's full-blown Liberal recession: https://t.co/8p4TegI91d

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Prime Minister, this isn't a joke.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho @AaronGunn and you wonder why people r fed up @RebelNewsOnline

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇨🇦 Meanwhile in Canada

RCMP Officers tell members of the public that they have to leave the beach at precisely 21:06

Why?

Because that’s the official time the sunsets and Canadians apparently now have a curfew on beaches. Total State Control.