Spurgeon General

Silky smooth. Patience of a kindergarten teacher. All I do is tie games. **PARODY** Not affiliated with anyone

[Spurgeon General @GeneralSpurge]

@Chris_Hawkey @MeatSauce1 the dad in heavyweights was great.

[Foligno’s Fist @FolignosFist]

NFL fans trying to walk to US Bank stadium for the draft in 2028

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Man fuck this state. 26 years of this team being ass

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Series over. May as well cancel it.

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#mnwild

[wy @loverboyilya]

I want whatever they have going on

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That goal should have stood. Incidental contact but the league hates us.

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Boldy gets tripped. So goal should stand but we will get fucked

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@sportsblond Can’t have nice things

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Can’t lose a 2-1 series lead if you never had one.

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We’ve been on the power play 4 times. You have quin Hugh’s, kaprizov, boldy, Erickson ek, and Brock faber. How the fuck don’t you score

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I’m sorry but the Vikings get fleeced on every trade.

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The fuck we doing getting a LB? I can name 3 other positions of major need first.

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Let’s go

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Bryson with the absolute choke job on 18 to miss the cut. #masters

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Gus is ass

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Payer is built for playoff hockey. Needs to be in lineup. Takes dumbass penalty after goal was scored. Now team gets power play after they scored the goal.

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Hate to break it to everybody, the Wild will not make it out of the first round.

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@MN_Wild_Fans According to all the expert fans you don’t have to give shit up for a 1C. While I wanted one too it sounds like someone wants to wait to confirm the cap is going up as much as it is.

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@KalebNFL @SkolBros Grilled Cheese be like….