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Live tweeting Synod. Twitter verified to be three raccoons in a trench coat. Snark in Love.

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@IrRevrant @masonmennenga Solid

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Together we’ve honored the dead as well as the taxidermied, we’ve been utterly unphased by an Animaniacs song, we’ve sent Bob off from Moderator to pursue his true passion of comedy. And we’ve actually, truly, honestly (not making a joke) done God’s work. Love you UCC!

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Well circumstances beyond our control (which is a lot of things, we are three raccoons in a trench coat) mean we have got to bounce early. We leave this final plenary in the capable hands of Synod. #uccsynod

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Overturning the decisions of the chair will kill countless microscopic decisions. #uccsynod

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Incarceration doesn’t disappear vulpine issues, it disappears foxes. Where is the synod fox? #uccsynod

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Licensed pastor's ears perk up at the phrase "underpaid and overworked." #uccsynod

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Windows 95 user asks synod to add Minesweeper as a way to end solitaire confinement. #uccsynod

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Full disclosure, we’re team Rushan, he’s been giving us snacks through the buttons of our trench coat.

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White Delegate sarcastically dressing down person of color checks his watch, sees it’s stuck on “1943”. #uccsynod

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As voting extended to 15 minutes, Bob polishing his tight ten. #uccsynod

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Glad to know that yes and no votes are verse. @OurWholeLives @RevLiddy #uccsynod

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Foxes, hedgehogs, rabbits, talking parrots, have never felt less seen. #uccsynod

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Plant based delegate begs synod to consider food options that aren’t plants. #CannibalSpirit #uccsynod

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Wordsmithing by whole synod—mark your bingo cards, possibly by banging your foreheads on your delegation’s table. #uccsynod

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Delegate suggesting that we should respect people's time met with bewildered looks #uccsynod

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Wondering what you can put in your body? Our whole lives has excellent resources available. #uccsynod @OurWholeLives @RevLiddy

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Resolution about eating is not about food. Totally clear. #uccsynod

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With animals, plants, off the table, salt life now only option. #uccsynod

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Synod Fox, as an obligate carnivore, stands shoulder to leaf with plant Allies. #uccsynod

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Not even Moses could part this sea of red ink #uccsynod