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Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh.

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Current mood: (source: http://t.co/Sjy7o5ktiH)

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Really need an AMA from the guy I saw at Costco the other day who was happily checking out with one of everything they were sampling in the store.

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“Yaxel Lendeborg” is the name of an unseeded underdog who almost upset Jannik Sinner in the Wimbledon Round of 16 and you’ll never convince me otherwise.

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March has been the longest month in years and it’s still not over yet.

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An exposed toilet next to the washer and dryer is not a “half bath.” Do not insult my intelligence.

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My five minutes every two weeks meditation practice is going great thanks for asking

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Ski mountaineering legit looks like a sport my father would invent

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In all things, patience > panic

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Still not sure how I feel about THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE (saw it in an empty theater all by myself), but it’s the only film in recent memory where I felt compelled to go home and listen to the original soundtrack.

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Almost as dissonant as the time I saw Juicy velour tracksuits in the window of a Montreal vintage store.

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“Oldies” station playing at the thrift store. Followed up Gordon Lightfoot’s Carefree Highway with TLC’s Unpretty. I was not ready for that.

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@mattthomas Would watch.

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There is a quiet delight in reaching a life stage where everything you give and receive for Christmas is either practical or consumable (sometimes both!).

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Whole lot of people out there living unmoisturized lives

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The longer I stare at this album cover, the more questions I have.

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“I don’t see a lot of smiles out there,” the postal worker scolded us today . Lady, it’s 10 minutes before close, a week before Christmas, and everyone in line looks like 2025 kicked the sh*t out of them. Read the room.

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Love how as we get closer to Christmas the emails from brands basically devolve into, “Look, we both know you’re a POS who waited until the last minute again. Maybe you can salvage things with a gift card, you absolute loser. Just do something, okay?”

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You don’t really see many hot air balloons anymore

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It’s not really “hosting” Thanksgiving until you hit double digit attendees. Stat pad with some neighbors if you need to.

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Doing anything outside work or school (a book club, a rec basketball team, a board game night, etc.) where others depend on you to show up for the group is vital for your humanity.

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@asmuniz @mattthomas It’s the breathing room for narrative. All the other (“bigger”) sports are either naturally aligned with the modern attention span or have acquiesced to it.