Generic Dog

30 | 🧩 gayslop & reply guy MDNI
If you see me twice it’s a fated encounter.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

I find the idea of an entirely memetic horror entity amusing and delightful.

Something fashioned entirely in the online world of words and ideas. Impossible to imagine when humanity was in its information infancy. A thoughtform that reproduces through the act of being seen. An idea that takes roots in your mind until it owns more and more of it.

I think adjacent to the idea is the king in yellow where it starts with a sign, a simple easily reproduced signal that can be replicated quickly. Something easy and common but strange to see on its own makes the most sense as the entry wound for it. Something common enough and easily bypassed. Until you know what it is and then you start seeing it everywhere. The king in yellow is like this too, once you think about the idea of an entity owning a color you give it so much mental space. The idea claims more and more of your mind, feeding parasitically on thoughts and stealing attention. It drives you to talk about it. To ask if anyone else knows about it. To share it online. It’s overwhelming. Like trying not to think about an elephant. It lives in the symbols and signals and words and as it claims more and more. Your memories become tainted. When did you really realize it? You know it can’t actually be a real thing. It’s just a joke online. It’s just an idea. It lives entirely in thoughts with the power people give it. It’s just an idea. It feeds on you, the more you think about it and the more you try to resist the more it learns. Every act of resistance inoculates it, every struggle feeds it. It infects everything it touches. You try to shut it out. To push it outside of your mind.

Now it owns the silence. It lives inside of the space between spaces in your mind. It lives in the spaces on the page. And it’s there now. Every word, every gap between them. You can’t fill in every hole. The silence between sentences. The space between thoughts.

It has colonized you. Even if you try to avoid it the act of avoidance is still one makes others wonder. It’s a virus with no vaccine, no cure, no name, only a gaping maw consuming more.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

Happy July 4th to the cute T-girl with a collar working in Costco who clocked me instantly as the bottom and then talked to my top about me.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@cslivr If you have to ask the answer is always yes.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@TheRealJoeKewl MLG quickscope splatting gonk videos

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

The humble baboon

[marupo @marupo000]

「お尻っ���二つに割れてるから太鼓の達人やるのにピッタリなんじゃね！？」
と思ったので今日はオケツで太鼓やります。
#太鼓の達人

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@ChazakielDoremi Get her the vitamin drug

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

I don’t know but I have a feeling that autism and spicy foods have some kind of synergistic relationship. Like when I eat something so hot it makes me cry I feel very different after. Can other autists confirm or deny?

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@CantEverDie Nixon would blush if he saw what they did behind closed doors.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@DinardTheSilly Peep the end of the trailer when theres a red light that flashes. You can see a bunch of eyes inside of the red light if you pause/slow it down. It's the blackwall 100%

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@durendoll FtM droid with weldscars

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@mothersboard I will need to test this theory

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@f4j4d4 Twitter giving me exactly the content I need to convince my husband to go on a shopping trip.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@sincityfrog The autistic
“talked to like a dog”
To
“wants to be treated like a dog”
Pipeline

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@morguesnuffer “No sweetie, that one’s sick, leave it there. Lets go get one of the other ones”

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

Working out while chanting “I must l make my ass fatter I must make my ass fatter” until I hit a PB

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@YappingAlien 1000000000 foid by volume

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@NWSSPC bock and calls

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@justExcalibur_ Hold your horses.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

@viadodacentral Tilting against windmills.

[Generic Dog @GenericDogboy]

Husband’s guild leader had a mental break. AI fuelled paranoid schizophrenic meltdown complete with gangstalking.

Kinda wild we just have a free torment nexus people can stare into and go insane now.