High Flying Eagles

The Bard of Selhurst Park

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@TomDutty @gazbod @Sp1thfc Don’t want to upset Sp1 after all they’ve been through.

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@Elifbenad That’s Breadstickitus. It’s incurable and pretty soon his whole body will morph into a giant breadstick. Best thing to do is to wrap him up in cling film and buy a large dip from the supermarket. Hummus is what I recommend personally

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@PalaceReport @reluctantnicko Marvellous news, now don’t budge an inch on price and hopefully he will be with us for Europa next season

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@WhyteleafeEagle @Chele_CPFC @hdeagle08 It did to be fair, his huge contribution to a European trophy wasn’t a patch on Jordan Hendersons 90 minutes of football in 2026.

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@OWS1892 Baffling

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@gazbod What do you get when you put 3 cunts in a room together with a microphone? World Cup Uncensored

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@HLTCO They’re just grade A greedy cunts of the highest order and it’s made me want to see the World Cup die on its arse by being played in empty stadiums.

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@PalaceReport That £50 million buy out clause is looking a bit better now if this happens

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@SE25Voice Same.

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@CallumLyon I earn above the average salary (but not close to triple figures), am now working a 2nd job to cover a large mortgage, childcare and ever rising bills). I get taxed through the arse and feel more cash poor then in my 20s when I earnt fuck all

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@jaglancy Mark Corrigan should be above that grifter Winston Churchill really

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@CallumLyon It’s depressingly exciting isn’t it

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@Fulhamchap @jon_sim2 @CFO4TAG A lot of palace fans were distracted at that game reminiscing about FA cup final day and booking European flights 🦅

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@ukboomers Lovely room for a really reasonable price.

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@ukboomers @memory_gcr Peasants, that’s barely a small folder let alone a portfolio

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@jon_sim2 @CFO4TAG Let’s not bring the brilliant name that is Nigel into this. Chanting and singing at the football is great fun, you and the cheeseboard ultras should give it a go next season

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@CPFCAlabamabham @CEO4TAG When it comes down to it, I’ll always be in Parish’s corner. I’ve moaned about him at times and probably will again but the fella helped save us from liquidation, got us promoted 2 years later, kept us as a prem side for 13 straight seasons, and we’ve won 3 trophies 🦅🦅

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@JxmesCPFC How has this guy managed to grift his way into a job where he gets to talk about football all day. The guys basically the Scottish version of Richard Madeley and is often more Partridge then Alan himself.

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@Joel_CP_70 Yeah fair play to them for being fucked off as we would be too.