Alexis Farmer

Nerdy and short. Protector of those I love.

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

I'm raising money for Need a van for transportation/housing. Click to Donate https://t.co/RkBY0hpS3J

[Jesus @ResurrectedDude]

HEAR MY DECREE YOU DISGUSTING MUGGLES!

I am making this a sin. End of.

THE ALMIGHTY DUDETH ON HIGH HATH SPOKE...ETH.

JC x

[Jesus @ResurrectedDude]

@realDonaldTrump Title of your sex tape.

JC x

[Satan @s8n]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| VERIFY |
| SATAN |
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|_________________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

Preserve Knoop Prairie - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/SZL5wbolUh via @Change

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

@TheTweetOfGod A-fucking-men

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this complaint about "retweet this or I'll kill you" or I'll kill you.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Jess Zeidman @jzeidz]

You were “gifted & talented” in elementary school, choose your path:
⚪️ anxiety
⚪️ depression
⚪️ fear of failure that plagues your every decision
⚪️ intense guilt that you’ll never live up to your earlier potential
⚪️ good at crossword puzzles
🔘 all of the above

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

@PatrckStatic Peaches

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

@ThomasSanders Read the following word aloud: yeomanette

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

@PatrckStatic Stress is fun

[Satan @s8n]

Why do people say ‘go to Hell�� as a bad thing? Hell is where all the fun is.

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

Ughhhhh

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

@Foxtrot44 Coffee when it's almost noon

[Satan @s8n]

Stop living your life trying to please God and start living to please yourself.

[Satan @s8n]

Let’s be honest, God is kind of a dick.

[Satan @s8n]

Life is too short to hold grudges, just kill them and get over it.

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

I voted for #TeamMCU on @TheTylt—Marvel is my favorite cinematic universe https://t.co/QVOMPwsHJG

[Alexis Farmer @Genuineginger27]

I will miss my music classes at Northmont