@YagaConnor thanks, connor. you’re sweet but i’m really busy with work and will probably have a new puppy or nephew soon and so I’m planning to be focused there for the next few years. again, i’m flattered. i hope to still get to sample your scones once in a while.
@aj_malakai smell his head. nothing like it. also, napping with a baby on your chest is good for the spirit - especially when you eventually match his breathing.
@YagaConnor for god’s sake just tell us what you eat! none of us need the added stress of your forlorn palate in our minds imagining life without cake.
@YagaConnor he won’t sat it - pizza is illegal in scotland. he can’t mention it. an offal scottish law substitutes organ meats for italian foods. this tweet is a secret cry for help.