Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III

Citadel dropout | Tigers Fan | Concealed Carrier | MAGA | Landing strip and Umphrey’s McGee enthusiast

[Alan O’Sullivan @offishosullivan]

The Premier League table if it was based on how many minutes walk to the nearest strip club

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Saw this at the dining hall and soiled my trousers (with cum 😹). #illtake3please

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

They don’t make them like they used to #goyim

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

@BarbourJackey You better of given him hell for shoes on the rug 😡

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

@BarbourJackey Me! I am!

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Worst part about this is calling the BV “loosely connected” #itjustmeansmore

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

How does this affect John Bell’s legacy? #anypublicityisgoodpublicity

[ej @ejdickson]

There is a corner of the internet I had never heard of before I started reporting this story.

It’s called the “burnerverse”: a sprawling network of anonymous college-sports accounts that can look, at first glance, like ordinary shitposting.

Then I started looking closer. And what I found was a highly coordinated network of hundreds of anon accounts, dedicated to doxxing girls and ruining their lives.

My investigation for @WIRED — including some of the men allegedly behind some of these accounts — is out now. https://t.co/4t3XESCOND

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

If I ever catch you at a wingstop, it’s on sight

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Pledge got the all grey starter pack #gamesgone

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

My retarded roommate has never used a stove #shrink

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Should I get back with my foid or keep up a streak of getting with an occasional 7 once every couple weeks?

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

75 inch tv, yep. #roommatefeetdox

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

2 words: defund iptay

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

@BarbourJackey Pledge got a fucking basket at a gas station. Games gone

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Early submission for #fuckasophomoresaturday.
Meat was a little tough will probably go back to freshman

[Sheldon “Slow Blow” Potts @CaptainBeatty22]

Forgot Anna Frey asked for a picture with me senior year of high school and I got my ex-foid to take it. I’m starting to understand why I got cheated on

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Only reason I’m still rocking a blade

[Geoff “The Chef” McKnight III @Geofflovesabush]

Postgrad you can find me at the freshman bars on some Aaron Donald shit