Geoff McKenzie

[Geoff McKenzie @GeoffMcKenzie]

@mattyglesias My Buick was made in Canada.

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@Frank_McG @deonandan Actual natural rapeseed really is toxic in high amounts. Canola (“Canada Oil”) was created by University of Manitoba biologists who bred out the toxins. Nutritionally, it’s a very good oil.

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@colbycosh Was in our repertoire in Calgary at the same time. Usually kept in reserve in case a standard trick-or-treat didn’t bring anyone to the door.

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Welp. I’ve put her up for auction. Get your bid in!

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

Now live at BaT Auctions: 1971 Saab 96 Project. https://t.co/Qbxkr8zZH7

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@Kent_Wilson First they ruined them by taking out the trans fats. Then they gave up.

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@mattyglesias The posh rooster of Cameroon! The Belgian Pac-Man ghostie! The Benin frank and beans!

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@jray_jrs @geoffreyvs “At the hundredth meridian, where the great plains begin.” https://t.co/yorRauKfkN

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@mattyglesias Yessss. Can you ask @ezraklein to put it in the Times?

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@IANRHARDING My son, this road is long, lonely and forlorn. Long may you tread it. (But, BTW, it’s an adjective in the example here, not a noun.)

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Available now! https://t.co/omGBZo6QO2

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Come see me and the band at the Attic! https://t.co/Ktk8oOgQoC

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Come to the album launch, why don't you? https://t.co/g9hbgXDoav

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@amazingmap St. Pierre and Miquelon, suckas.

[Geoff McKenzie @GeoffMcKenzie]

I woke up this morning with this certainty imprinted in my mind: "Didsbury is the world's 23rd most dense municipality."

Prophecy, I assume. I'll be hitting refresh on Statscan for the next few days.

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Tonight!

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Follow me on Threads @tremendousgeoff

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@CraigBaird These are great. But who’s that portly bespectacled fellow fronting as Paul Martin?

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It’s not that I’m looking, but if the price is right…

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First thing I did was check my nose. And so on.

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@fionawren —“What will we call our luxury chick pea product?”
—“I’ve got it everyone, LISTEN TO THIS:”