The Vanilla Gorilla

ShepU | TKE | Ktown

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

@kateleonarczyk Love you so much baby ❤️ can’t wait to see what the future brings us 😍😍

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

IT ONLY TAKES 2 SECONDS TO SHARE! Police in Montgomery County are searching for a missing 12-year-old girl from Colesville. Kayla Sanchez was last seen by her family on Thursday night. https://t.co/wxuBYvUJ5b

[CNN International @cnni]

A squirrel in Colorado has tested positive for the bubonic plague.

The plague, responsible for the deadliest pandemic in human history, has recently made a comeback. The World Health Organization has categorized it as a re-emerging disease. https://t.co/PqFPeKD0kl

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

@Maxi_Pads If everyone bought just what they needed and there weren’t people profiteering off of the pandemic (capitalism) and there weren’t people buying litterally everything for themselves (also capitalism) there would still be stuff on the shelves for everyone

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

@Maxi_Pads If we were socialists there wouldn’t be asshats buying all the toilet paper and supplies. We’re buying everything out because that’s our consumerist culture. plenty of food for everyone, just lots of greedy people who buy it all out so nobody else gets any

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Confirmed cases:

* US: 755
* Mexico: seven.

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

@Maxi_Pads Safeway in dtb! Mans just disappeared with his money 😂

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

bro aged into a backwood

[uNIQUE ✨🌹 @iamlaurans]

I gave my nephew a hot pickle since he was begging😂😂 this was his reaction....💀

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

@emily_brown757 Awe miss you too ❤️

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

Can I just go back to sleep

[The Vanilla Gorilla @Geoffography]

How about instead of sliding in your girlfriends friends dms you take care of that child of yours #nocap

[Jena Engelbert 🦄 @jenaengelbert]

Why ASAP look like scooby doo when he was trying to sneak on the airplane to spooky island???

[5’5 Giant 🧚🏾‍♀️ @that_so_lyriee]

Snapchat showing out

[D @YourNewNigga]

NEVER use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

Parents don’t apologize they just start acting nice to you again